caffeinatedqueer:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

Gentle consensual hugs for anyone having to deal with family issues this holiday.

Know you’re not alone and that you’re not a bad person if you don’t like your family or if your family situation isn’t safe. I’m always here if anyone needs resources on self care or what you can do to get yourself out of harmful or unhealthy situations.

thank you

The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.
Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

bennylvr:

when your brother won’t let your people go

image

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

Full Moon by Mike Schultz

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

meatgoat:

i love the smell of anime in the morning

skeletal-dragons:

Them eyebrows.

thruman:

T-Bone thinking

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

videntefernandez:

sixpenceee:

austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

he hears a knock on his door

It’s the police.

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